They say different strokes for different folks. In the case of toejam this is definitely an acquired taste for sure. Even among hard core foot fetishists the thought of that disgusting crud found between your toes can be a turn off. Not for me! Oh I love toejam! I’m not talking about some football throwing jock or some used car salesman who is on his feet all day. I’m not talking about any GUY at all. I’m talking about that lady with sexy feet standing in front of you in the checkout line who just needed to rush out for something quick at the market. I’m talking about the woman who works in her garden with an old beat up pair of canvas Keds on with no socks. I’m talking about the woman who has a super comfy pair of sneakers that she just throws on when she needs to run out of the house. All of that foot funk has no sock to absorb it so it just sits there baking inside that dark shoe mixing with toe sweat. To some this is completely disgusting. To be its Valhalla! I long for the aroma that bursts from the inside of those dark and musty sneakers when a bare foot is removed from the shoe now damp with sweat.
Yes, I LOVE stinky bare feet. I don’t apologize for it. As a matter of fact I’m quite proud of it. I have often said I have never met my match with stinky feet. Every foot model who has stepped up to the plate with musty feet has gone away only making me happier! Well, there was ONE instance when I met my good pal Mommie and her husband in an Orlando mall parking lot. She was “baking” a pair of socks for over two weeks. I would have to say that was the ONE time I met my match. Her feet were PO-TENT! After airing out her feet a bit she removed her socks, placed them in a biohazard bag, sealed it up and mailed it to a customer who I’m sure died upon opening that same bag. Mommie spread her toes and dared the two of us to take another whiff. Guess what I saw between her soft pink toes? You guessed it! TOEJAM! Dark, musty flecks of filth mixed with sweat and dead skin that forms those little toe boogers I love! I wanted to stick my tounge in between her toes and start lapping up her little toe fruits but it was the first time meeting the husband so I exercised a little self control. As it turms out he would have been totally fine with it!
So, toejam you ask. Why would I like something so gross? Because I’m a foot freak. I love stinky girlfeet, that’s why. The next time you see a cute girl bouncing around in her white sneakers with no socks, think of me. Think of me wishing I could rip them off and start licking sweaty soles and toejam because I’m a freak like that!